#117 Project Falcao FAIL
After a week’s hiatus in protest of United’s abject performances (not really), the Can They Score podcast is back with a listener questions special. From talking about Falcao to discussing a non-existent midfield, we talk all things red in this week’s Can They Score podcast!
UNITED ARE BACK!!! (sort of)
In lieu of a pod this week, here are a jumble of thoughts about United’s week;
Well that was fun. Ninety minutes of the commentary team desperately struggling to apply a formation to a free form display. Paddy McNair on the roam, Big Maoam dishing out lollipops like a rich child desperate for friends; this was jazz football. I loved it.
To borrow the most overused intro in the (brief) history of new media football writing ‘so what did we learn?’
We have some fast players (ADM), we have some slow players (MF), and we have some kind of in the middle players (WR). The equally demoralizing dichotomy of recent displays has been the random switches between prolific procrastination (‘We want to score but we don’t really know if we can so we will just pass it around pretty slowly for a long while and can at least point to dominating possession even if we haven’t managed to do anything remotely interesting with it.’) and hit and hope (‘The ball is hot, the ball is hot, kick it away quick, the ball is hot.’)
Last night had elements of both at times but bit by bit there seemed to be an emerging coherence to what we were trying to do. To labour a weak analogy; my son is rubbish at swimming. It’s acceptable given he is only two but until last weekend trips to the pool principally consisted of him clinging to me for dear life. On Saturday the penny dropped that if he stood on his tip toes his head stayed above the water and BANG – instant love of swimming. No longer fearing instant death he rapidly went through the repertoire of kicking, splashing, jumping in, the works. Barely pausing for a second to even acknowledge my existence he had discovered a new freedom and was damn well going to enjoy it. Perhaps the home comfort of facing a side way below the level of our usual competitors was the encouragement needed for United to embrace the madness and finally engage with the ‘wacky’ Dutch style we had been waiting for.
I’m exaggerating. I know it. Our principle game plan of get it wide and get it in was positively Moyesian; yet the relish with which McNair advanced and continued to support the creation of openings was an indication that a wind of change was a blowing. Di Maria soon joined in on the attack, hitting the nitro injection at every opportunity and having a thoroughly good time doing it. Rojo once again displayed how much more adept a footballer he is than I thought by effortlessly showing a versatility that had echoes of the great Sheasy. They weren’t alone in impressing; Mata played on the half turn all night looking to link up and make things happen. Robin proved you don’t have to score to be of use. Wilson came on and reminded us that it helps if you do. Wayne was pretty good if we gloss over the whole passing thing. Evans looked less like an absolute catastrophe waiting to happen than he has all season. Smalling did some headers. Blind was handsome. (I think that’s everyone?) On a purely personal level I enjoyed the fact that all our goals came from genuinely nice humans. I also thought the gesture of black armbands in memory of Anderson was poignant.
Tougher challenges await; Sunday sees a visit to those charming cockneys who will be sure to fill the air with bonhomie and lovely banter. They are missing loads of players so I think we’ll do well. When a team has to block the departure of Can’t Control you can confidently deduce that they are not at their strongest. We might play five at the back and restate our claim to the least interesting mega bucks side in football history but I hope not.
Ander Herrera has been the name on many a disgruntled Red’s lips in recent weeks. It is probably our most asked pod question – beating even the ever fascinating ‘When will we stop playing a back 3?’ His continued absence has certainly disproved my rib injury related theory and it seems that for whatever reason he is not to our trainer-coach’s taste. Speculation on non-pitch related reasons are best left for the informed articulate forum provided by twitter. On the pitch he hasn’t seemed to do too much wrong; he certainly seemed to vastly improve with every passing match that he wasn’t involved in. To read/hear the thoughts of some you would assume that Roy Keane himself was being left to stew on the sidelines. Last night appeared the ideal time to re-integrate him but again he was reduced to a cameo role. Whilst conclusions about his future should not be jumped to (hands up who thought Ashley Young would be an LVG favourite?), there does seem something amiss. I wouldn’t be surprised if he joins Rafael on Woodward’s secretary’s ‘Sorry your leaving’ card list come the summer. I dearly hope I’m wrong as the lad seems to have the lot – but all the more reason to suspect all is not as it seems.
Transfer deadline day came and went with a whimper. Like most United fans with a minor profile (does under 3k followers even qualify for minor?) I fielded a fair few panicked pleas ‘Why are we not signing anyone?’ The answer seems quite straightforward to me. We are in the champions league places and are doing ok as things stand. Our squad has survived the most debilitating of injury crises meaning we have several players who could legitimately argue they are yet to have a fair chance. All of that would be immaterial of course if one of Woody’s Wonder Targets had become available but that didn’t happen. Whispers of deals arranged for the summer are plausible but unless you really are in dire financial need selling your best defender in January for anything but astronomical fees makes absolutely no sense. For all our legitimate criticism of Jones, Smalling, Evans and Valencia they have proved themselves capable of performing adequately in this league. Where things get interesting is when we consider the challenge of coping with a European campaign and a genuine tilt at the title. Van Gaal knows that the goodwill he has received from United fans this season is based on this promise. It is for that reason that I fully expect one or two of the much anticipated mega-signings to materialise come the summer.
It would be remiss to end without paying tribute to one of the most courageous individuals ever to pull on the famous shirt. Ferguson always used to respond to questions about the possibility of retirement by pointing to his health as the key decision maker. It is a truly horrible experience for your body to begin to fail you at any age. As a young man reliant upon supreme physical fitness to even compete, never mind excel, in your profession; coping with the reality that you will never again be able to reach the levels to which your potential suggested is as much a challenge for the mind as the body. We hoped and he hoped that the odds could be defied but ultimately they couldn’t. A move to a less demanding environment though saddening is a decision I entirely understand. He goes with our best wishes.
Sorry for the lack of pod this week – the irritating reality of doing it for fun and for free means that sometimes we can’t fit it in. Rest assured we haven’t fallen out of love with you magnificent bunch.
Come on you Reds.
PLAYER OF THE WEEK: Angel di Maria
Tom’s #CTS10pBetClub prediction: 3-1 United.
*OBVIOUSLY I was talking about Super Fletch. An incredible and inspirational human being.
£50 million could prove to be a bargain
After a stuttering start to life at Old Trafford following his summer loan from Monaco, Radamel Falcao started his fifth successive game for Manchester United against Yeovil on Sunday, a feat the Colombian hasn’t managed since November 2013 prior to his severe knee injury in January last year. The striker, once one of the most prolific in world football, has struggled to find the net since his arrival in Manchester but he has also struggled to find fitness and thus a way into conditioning-stickler Louis van Gaal’s starting eleven.
Remember, Remember the Sixth of November 1986
The wind is picking up, thirteen thousand supporters at Oxford United’s Manor Ground clamour for a seat, it’s a world away from the stadia fans will soon be accustomed to. In a dressing room devoid of iPods and mobile phones and a 44-year-old Scot is waiting to deliver his first team-talk. Named as the successor to Ron Atkinson only two days previous, Alex Ferguson has traveled to Oxford on a battered, clunking coach along with twelve skeptical football players.
#105 Leaving It Late
During this episode of the Can They Score podcast, we review United’s 2-2 away draw to West Brom, before discussing our defensive frailties, Januzaj and Mata’s roles at the club and, of course, Sunday’s Chelsea game. We hope you enjoy this week’s podcast. Come on you Reds!
During this week’s episode of the Can They Score podcast, we review the slightly underwhelming 0-0 draw away to Burnley before discussing the ins and outs at Old Trafford ahead of the game against QPR. We hope you enjoy this week’s podcast. Come on you Reds!
#99 Angel and Demons
During this week’s episode of the Can They Score podcast, we review the appalling week of football both in the league and in the Capital One Cup before discussing the outstanding and very much welcome arrival of a certain Argentinian winger. We hope you enjoy this week’s podcast. Come on you Reds!
379 appearances, 10 goals, 40 assists and 54 yellow cards.
Bought by Sir Alex Ferguson during the 2006 January transfer window, Patrice Evra took some time to adapt to the Premier League. Considered somewhat of a flop at the end of his first season, Evra and Vidic are the perfect examples that, sometimes, players need time to acclimatise themselves to new environments.
8 years on, and both players have left at the end of the same season as cult heroes in the eyes of the vast majority of the Manchester United fan base. However, there is a difference in the way both players left the club: Vidic’s decision to leave for Inter Milan midway through the season was seen by many as a player making a swift exit from a sinking ship; a decision the Serbian seemed to regret when saying goodbye to the fans. Manchester United’s ex-captain will always be regarded as one of the team’s greatest defenders, but there is something about Patrice Evra that makes his departure from the club that little bit harder to take.
First and foremost, he understood exactly what it meant to play for Manchester United. Many players have come and gone at this great football club without showing the professionalism or the passion that is expected from a player when he puts on that red shirt. Patrice Evra has.
“I got a load of DVDs, about the Munich disaster and the Busby Babes, about Bobby Charlton, George Best and Denis Law, about Cantona. The whole story of the club. You meet these people around the club and I wanted to know who they were. What they had done for the club. Out of respect. All the young players here need to understand the history of the club. I realised I needed to respect the shirt. I needed to respect the story. Every time I play that is in my head. What a privilege it is to play for Manchester United. When you pull on the shirt you are pulling on history, and I say thanks to God that I play for this club”
Every time he spoke about the club, he always did so with great respect. His constant references to the club’s history endeared him to the fans, as they saw how proud he was to be at Manchester United.
On the pitch, the past few years weren’t the kindest to Evra. His reluctance to track back and his loss of pace hindered the team, and many fans made sure to voice their opinion on the matter whenever they could. However, the bond Evra had created with the fans was such that, whenever he spoke off the pitch, much was forgiven.
Patrice Evra is a born winner, something Sir Alex Ferguson quickly picked up on, meaning it came as no surprise when the former Manchester United manager made him vice-captain. The past year has been a great example of this. During one of the most disappointing seasons in the club’s recent history, Patrice Evra always voiced his support for the manager. He knew the fans were disappointed and so, in turn, this disappointed him even more. Evra became, to a certain extent, Manchester United’s spokesperson and said all the things the fans wanted to hear; something David Moyes seemed incapable of doing.
With his contract up at the end of the season, Patrice Evra could have done something similar to Nemanja Vidic and sign for a new team on a free in January. Instead, he waited until the end of the season and left after Manchester United triggered a clause in his contract, allowing the club to make money from his move.
The fact that Ferdinand, Vidic and now Evra have departed from Manchester United’s defence is a huge loss in terms of experience, but the new manager won’t be too bothered. As the Dutchman said in his first press conference, “I’m not always convinced by the experience of players”.
The fans will be forever grateful that Evra did not leave the sinking ship half way through the season, but stayed until the very end, ensuring that, when he left, his departure wouldn’t be missed. The signing of Luke Shaw certainly shows that Manchester United are thinking ahead rather than relying on the old guard for the coming season, and with Louis Van Gaal in charge, it’s almost as if Patrice Evra knows that the Manchester United ship has found its new navigator.
He can now leave knowing the club is in safe hands.
World Cup #2: Come on Football!
Last time, we promised bite-sized podcasts during the World Cup. (Un)fortunately for you, the latest episode is more mouthful-sized. Nevertheless, we take a look back at what has happened in this wonderful World Cup, from a Manchester United point of view, as well as discuss the two latest signings: Ander Herrera & Luke Shaw. We hope you enjoy this week’s podcast.